If you want your farts to smell like asparagus pee, start taking Coconut Oil vitamins. I’ve been taking them for a week now, and every time I fart it smells like how my pee would smell after eating a few stalks of asparagus. Sometimes it reminds me of raw sewage.
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Online Fart Chats
Me: OMG my stomach just did a growl gurgle, and it was loud. It sounded like a fart. Male Friend: Just say ‘oopsie’ in a cute voice. Me: Nah, I’ll just pretend it wasn’t me. Male Friend: The other day I stepped up to a urinal. Relaxed the various sphincter
Remember Remember Your Poops of November
Hope everyone had a delicious Thanksgiving last week full of meat, stuffing, and sweets. I shoved so much bird down my throat I felt like I was going to lay a monster egg. Unfortunately, I did not lay an egg. In fact, nothing came out of my nether regions. I
