If you want your farts to smell like asparagus pee, start taking Coconut Oil vitamins. I’ve been taking them for a week now, and every time I fart it smells like how my pee would smell after eating a few stalks of asparagus. Sometimes it reminds me of raw sewage. Other times I think of my dog’s poo aroma. But all the times the smell is horrendous and I want to vomit.