Before you think of anything dirty– No, I was not in the men’s bathroom. But my guy friend was. This is his story: I just went and shat. The guy next to me had the most horrible gurgling diarrhea ever. The sound was like if you had some kind of
farts
Sonic Boom Butt
Is it true that all men have machine-gun-sounding poo-sputtering farts every time they poop? It sounds like a gun battle is commencing whenever my boyfriend sits down to take a dump. I sometimes get the fart sputters too, but that only happens when I have diarrhea; the boyfriend’s a-hole shoots
Cloudy Stink
I went into the office bathroom to piss. Just as I opened the door, I got a huge whiff of major overwhelming poo smell. But as I continued into the bathroom towards the sinks, the smell vanished. Someone must have cut it right as they were exiting the bathroom. It
