Fart Throwing

I was riding in the back seat of my friend’s car when I needed to fart. Instead of secretly farting and letting them smell it later, I cupped my hand at my bunghole, farted into it and threw it into the face of my friend sitting in the passenger seat.

Bathroom Music

I’m still having my 4th of July splatters from yesterday. I had the urge to go right after lunch, so as I was walking to the bathroom, my butt leaked a few pinches of gas. They were very small amounts, but with my watery poop so close to exploding out