I am having some major farty-noisy internal gas gurgles right now, and all I can think about is pooping. But I have a deadline I have to make, so no going to the potty just yet. I was writing the description of my project for my client, and instead of
farts
Fart Face
Friday evenings I go to a fitness class after work. The room is small, so it gets crowded. Doing push ups is a little like playing Twister– you have to maneuver yourself to avoid touching anyone. I somehow found a spot where my head was close to a guy’s mid-section.
Killer Burrito Farts
I was stretching at my desk and inhaled deeply when my cubemate farted an SBD. His poisonous gases reached my face just as I was taking a deep breath, and the fumes when straight into my mouth and into my lungs. I gasped for air and thought the smell would
