Killer Burrito Farts

I was stretching at my desk and inhaled deeply when my cubemate farted an SBD. His poisonous gases reached my face just as I was taking a deep breath, and the fumes when straight into my mouth and into my lungs. I gasped for air and thought the smell would go away within a couple seconds, but it lingered for a while. Now my head is dizzy, and I have lungs full of fart. Smells like he ate a bean burrito for lunch.

Burrito lungs

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