It was a great start to the new year at the office yesterday. I had a yogurt for breakfast followed by a couple multi-vitamins. I’m not sure which of the two did it, but I had the worst diarrhea gurgling all morning after breakfast. It was LOUD. So loud that
farts
Champagne Farts
Happy New Year!! If I drink champagne tonight, I will be farting through the night and into the new year. Then I will wake up with the urge to diarrhea. Happy 2012, everyone!
Git OUT of my Belly!
I gorged myself on creamy, rich foods today. I had a heavy cream of mushroom sauced entrée for lunch, and I had a heavy creamed alfredo pasta dish for dinner. Both meals were followed by gobs of runny, melty, thick chocolatey chocolate. By the end of the day, my stomach