Fecal Floaties

As disgusting as I am (read yesterday’s post for reference), I am a huge germaphobe. Walking into a public bathroom makes me feel dirty because you’re basically breathing in dissipated farts. As soon as I pass the threshold from the outside of the bathroom to the entrance, it’s like I’m

Bloated Yoga

I made the mistake of eating a pint of ice cream before yoga. Normally, eating anything before yoga makes me bloated and upsets my stomach as I’m yoga-ing. I am lactose intolerant, so eating ice cream was a double No-No (a No not just before working out, but a No