Bathroom Warzone

The women’s restroom at my office is a total wreck by the end of the work day. Toilet paper crumpled everywhere, sticky and dried urine on the floor tiles and toilet seat, and visible traces of feces around the bowls. Looks like my coworkers had a PP and TP fight

The Art of Wipe

How you wipe your butt is very important when hygiene is concerned. It is also very important when saving the planet from tree extinction. Best wiping practices clean your fartbox with minimal toilet paper use. This is true even with wet, sputtering diarrhea dumps. First of all, don’t crumple the

Bathroom Newb

I walked into the office bathroom to pee and to change into my workout clothes. I made a bathroom newb mistake of not paying attention to my surroundings after I hung up my gym bag and stepped towards the toilet. Then I heard it. A wet footstep. My shoe was