I had my butt poked and prodded last week voluntarily, and I paid good money for it. No, no you sickos! I had a colonoscopy. The day before my surgery was hell. I had to drink two liters of the most disgusting liquid prep. It tasted like over-sweetened artificial lemon
liquidy
o.O
I did the unthinkable today. I sat on someone else’s pee. I went to the bathroom to take a mad dump, and I lined the toilet seat with the protective paper and a few layers of toilet paper (for triple butt-protection). However, that wasn’t enough because when I sat down,
Worst Idea. EVER.
Who the hell thought of this? Why would anyone want to carry around a toilet cover that soaks up stranger urine and then throw it in the washer with their clothes? And who in their right mind would put the cover on smeared feces and then put it in their
