liquidy
Hot Piss
My dog makes the best face when he pees in the morning. He squints his eyes and his tongue rolls out the side of his mouth as he sprays the grass. Then he lifts his head, and his jaw opens a little more as that last drop comes out. If
Boo Hoo
Sigh. Call me a bathroom newb. I peed, wiped, and as I was bending over to flush the toilet (with toilet paper in my hand for protection), I flung my keys under my arm to clamp against my side (so I could keep my hands free), but my weak and
