Sigh. Call me a bathroom newb. I peed, wiped, and as I was bending over to flush the toilet (with toilet paper in my hand for protection), I flung my keys under my arm to clamp against my side (so I could keep my hands free), but my weak and stupid arm was too slow. My keys fell in the toilet. I hadn’t flushed yet, so the toilet was still full of my pee. You can guess what I did next. Yes, I cried. Stupid arm.