Most of my female coworkers know which stall I like to use in the office bathroom. No, not because I share potty secrets with them.. I’ve worked here long enough that they’ve seen me walk in and out of that stall during our random bio breaks. Anyway, I went to
liquidy
Poopy Chicken
I ate an entire box of Chicken in a Biskit yesterday, and last night I had violent explosive diarrhea. It started off as a fast intense pain in my abdomen, which felt like an alien kicking my insides trying to bust through my stomach. That lasted a few minutes until
Brown Christmas
Hope everyone had a pleasant and wonderful Christmas. I went to a friend’s for a little get together. The house was nicely decorated. The food smelled wonderful. The Christmas spirit was in the air. Until I went to use the guest bathroom. I went to relieve myself with #1, and
