I have a strange digestive system. When I have a growly, empty stomach, I end up with diarrhea. What? Doesn’t diarrhea come from eating rotten food or something that doesn’t sit will with your stomach? I had a small dinner last night. I was very, very hungry by 10pm, but
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Old Fart Power
I finally pooped today, albeit it was a small and unsatisfactory poop. As I finished, my 60 year old coworker rushed in to pee. After she finished, she made the biggest, loudest, longest wet bean fart that lasted for an eternity. It was no joke. There was some hardcore sputtering.
Spicy Butt
I ate a breakfast burrito this morning with hot sauce. That was not a good move, especially since I can’t really handle hot sauce. Add that factor with an empty stomach, and for the rest of the day I had spicy diarrhea. I made multiple runs to the bathroom. Ring
