i peed this morning (at home) and sat on the toilet a little longer to check my email from my phone. then without warning, i made ploppies in the toilet. it was totally unexpected, but awesomely awesome. not a bad start to a monday. btw – i washed my hands
liquidy
Notorious PEE
is it normal to have a pee song? i mean, a song that usually pops into your head before you go to the bathroom? whenever i need to pee really badly (usually when i am busy and can’t take a bathroom break or am out and cannot get to a
pee like a racehorse
i was in the bathroom washing my hands when a coworker came in to pee. she took the stall closest to the sinks, unzipped and peed. she peed hard. the sound of her pee hitting the toilet was hard and frothy. it sounded like she was carving her face into