shitty mondays

i peed this morning (at home) and sat on the toilet a little longer to check my email from my phone. then without warning, i made ploppies in the toilet. it was totally unexpected, but awesomely awesome. not a bad start to a monday. btw – i washed my hands

Notorious PEE

is it normal to have a pee song? i mean, a song that usually pops into your head before you go to the bathroom? whenever i need to pee really badly (usually when i am busy and can’t take a bathroom break or am out and cannot get to a