i was in the bathroom washing my hands when a coworker came in to pee. she took the stall closest to the sinks, unzipped and peed. she peed hard. the sound of her pee hitting the toilet was hard and frothy. it sounded like she was carving her face into the bowl. it was so hard-sounding i could imagine her pee splashing against the bowl and back onto her. and it was long, too. i finished washing my hands, dried them, fixed my hair, blotted my face for any traces of facial oil, left the bathroom, and as the door was closing behind me, i still heard the her angry pee as it was punishing the toilet. kinda gives new meaning to the racehorse pee phrase.

on a different note, i got an email from twistywetsquirts@hotmail.com… pretty sweet screen name. im going to have to use that one sometime in the future