My wedding came and went last week, and I am happy to say that I’ve stopped my chicken and no shits diet. I’m back to eating whatever the hell I want, and I’ve put on five pounds in less than a week. I’ve also been taking massive dumps since I’ve
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Happy Donut Day
Today is national donut day. Even though I don’t need to eat one because I finally pooped (thanks, ice cream), I’m going to devour one anyway just to honor its delicious, airy goodness. And because I really, really want a donut. Maybe it’ll help push out another turd. What harm
3 Scoops = 1 Turd
Something magical happened this morning. I farted, and it smelled terrible. That could only mean one thing.. there was a turd sitting right inside my bunghole. It took a few minutes before I had a slight bowel movement. I went straight for the toilet and waited patiently for it to
