looking for a good read? search no longer! What Shat That? A Pocket Guide to Poop Identity by Matt Pagett ever wonder what plankton poo looked like? know why yak poo is formed into patties? this book’s got your answers! perfect reading for when youre on the can trying to
poops
another eventful day
i came, i crapped, i conquered. i dumped another 3 times today, and i aint even raggin‘! i have a butthole magnifico.
junk in the trunk
dooood… it’s only 3pm, and i’ve already crapped 3 times today. i am a machine, and my plump ass is awesome! if i were a guy i’d call myself Sir Dumps-A-Lot .. get it? ’cause i poo a lot and i like my big butt and i cannot lie. har