I have been slightly constipated for a while now. Last Sunday I ate corn on the cob. My bunghole had been clogged and backed up a couple days, so when I pooped on Monday there was no corn in my turds. Tuesday I didn’t poop. Wednesday I pushed out a
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Priorities
Girls who live together, menstruate together. And I guess girls who chat with each other online also menstruate together. I was talking to my cousin over Google Talk about yoga. I asked her why she hadn’t been going, she said she was on her period. Poor excuse. I have a
Poop Envy
My fiance takes multiple dumps a day, and it’s a little frustrating to me. Some days I have zero poops, and other days I’ll get super lucky and have two or three poops. The days I am fortunate enough to have two poopies, I excitedly tell my fiance the great
