My friend told me he sharted in his sleep. At first I thought maybe he just let out a small turd in his undies, but turns out it was a little bigger than that. He was asleep and he farted, then he felt something wet. That woke him up. What
poops
Poop Master
I have a friend who has a greater phobia of public restrooms than I do. If I have a turtle head trying to poke its head out of my butt, I’ll run to the nearest restroom to set it free. My friend will hold it in until he can make
Hippie Hippie Splash
I decided I wanted to be earth friendly today and I used the toilet right after my fiancé, as in to save water I told him not to flush the toilet until after I pooped. I soon realized that was a mistake after my butt decided it was a bazooka
