My friend told me he sharted in his sleep. At first I thought maybe he just let out a small turd in his undies, but turns out it was a little bigger than that. He was asleep and he farted, then he felt something wet. That woke him up. What happened next is disgusting but hilarious. His sphincter muscles (or lack of) went lax and a mudslide of diarrhea poured out his butt into his boxers and onto his bed. He went from drowsy sleepy to fully awake after that. He ended up taking a shower and washing his sheets at 3am, and while doing this he was swearing at himself for shitting himself. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.

.. in bed.

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