Fruity Pebbles

I got my wish. I had a banana-shaped poop this morning. However, because the mango tore up my bunghole so badly yesterday, it still hurt.. like a fuzzy peach coming out of my fartbox. You know I love pooping (by evidence of having a blog about poops), so never in

Poop Show

I had a bout of explosive diarrhea this afternoon. I went to my usual bathroom at the office, but the cleaning lady was in there mopping the floor. So I found another bathroom to empty my colon. I don’t usually like to use this one because it’s right next to