Smooth Poo

I took a fat juicy dump and looked in the toilet to admire my creation. To my horror I saw that my poo was a pinkish red color. About three quarters of the poo looked like it was coated with Pepto-Bismol. I thought it was blood and freaked out. As

Ouch. Eww.

I just had the biggest, most massive dump ever. It was so big that it tore my bunghole. It hurt like a mother. In other news, I’m on the rag. When I looked down at my pantyliner while I was dumping, I saw a blood drop in the shape of

Running with the Runs

I haven’t had much to post about since the probiotic diet I started a week ago. No crazy ass-ripping mango-sized poops anymore. Just soft, skinny dumps in moderate to large amounts. I think my bunghole is finally healed. On another note I went running yesterday, and I tried to haul