Mystical Island

Sorry for the silence on my end.. I have been on vacation. I usually cannot poop while on holiday; I have travel constipation (except for the explosive diarrhea I get 10 minutes before boarding time due to stress of flying). Anyway, I vacationed in Hawaii, and everyday I was there,

i can’t poop

i had the nastiest farts a few days ago. i think it was the result of me eating ungodly amounts of peanut butter. i don’t digest peanut butter very well, but it doesn’t stop me from eating it. anyway, my farts were horrendous. they came out really warm and had