Happy Squirts of July

I hope everyone had a Happy Fourth! I went to a friend’s BBQ. I’m not sure if he knew how to use his new grill because most of the burgers came out pretty rare. I already ate half of mine when I realized the patty was still bleeding, so I figured if I was going to get E.Coli, I probably already ingested it, and I ate the rest of the burger. No feeling of sickness or intense abdominal pains yet, but I did diarrhea twice today. I pretty much shat the equivalent of what I ate yesterday, and it feels like my butt may be squirting out more soft serve in a little while. Thank goodness I’m at home and not at work today.

Rare burger = Soggy rear

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