Maxi Foul

During my morning pee routine, my dog usually follows me into the bathroom because I give him a treat as I tinkle. This morning I ran out of treats. My dog was begging and begging… crying, whining, and wimpering for a treat. I felt so bad, I didn’t know what

Dirty Mouth

I live by the three-second rule. If food (preferably dry food) falls on the floor, I have three seconds to pick it up, dust it off, and eat it. I dropped a potato chip on the floor next to my desk. I picked it up, blew off the cooties that

Doggonit

When I get constipated like this, I am jealous when I see my dog poop. How does that much poo come out of a 18lb dog? And no less than three times a day? It’s like he’s taunting me when he finds his happy place on the grass, squats, and