Maxi Foul

During my morning pee routine, my dog usually follows me into the bathroom because I give him a treat as I tinkle. This morning I ran out of treats. My dog was begging and begging… crying, whining, and wimpering for a treat. I felt so bad, I didn’t know what to do. So to distract him, I took my maxi pad (soaked overnight) off my undies and showed it to him. He took one careful sniff and started backing away slowly until it turned into a backwards run, and he bolted into the next room. HAHAHA.. that bad, huh? Sheesh, boys are such weenies.

I smell great!

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