dooood… it’s only 3pm, and i’ve already crapped 3 times today. i am a machine, and my plump ass is awesome! if i were a guy i’d call myself Sir Dumps-A-Lot .. get it? ’cause i poo a lot and i like my big butt and i cannot lie. har
dump
back to work
back from the holidays. bummer. so what was the first thing i did when i got back into the office? i took a massive dump (in the bathroom, not at my desk). it’s going to be a good year.
toilet buddy
i am never bored when i dump. thank you, iPhone!
