Dear Guy in the Elevator, Please note: wearing headphones does not make your fart silent. Sincerely, Common Sense
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Sputter Sputter
I have leather seats in my car, so when I have to fart the air is sort of trapped between my butt and the non-absorbent seat cushions. I like to really push out my farts when I’m driving, especially when I am alone with the windows down. Since my butt
Mega Fart
I ate a Fiber One bar after lunch, and it gave me painful amounts of gas. I had just dumped at 11am this morning, so I knew if I farted it wouldn’t be stinky. But I didn’t want to take any chances, so I went to the bathroom. I dropped
