Sputter Sputter

I have leather seats in my car, so when I have to fart the air is sort of trapped between my butt and the non-absorbent seat cushions. I like to really push out my farts when I’m driving, especially when I am alone with the windows down. Since my butt gas can’t seep through the seat cushions, it gets pushed forward through my vulva and out the front of my nether regions. And since I force out my farts, it goes through that area quickly and violently. It’s like fast bursts of sputtering, vibrating bubbles. It almost sounds and feels like a queef, which all women know are fun and titillating. Ahh, I love farting in my car.

It kind of sounds like this…

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