Happy New Year!! If I drink champagne tonight, I will be farting through the night and into the new year. Then I will wake up with the urge to diarrhea. Happy 2012, everyone!
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Neeeehhhh Neh Neh!
My favorite snack of late has been honey roasted walnuts. Tasty, crunchy, glazed little nuggets of sweet heaven in my mouth. I have a problem with portion control when it involves a large bag, can or jar of something delicious. Once I start eating, i can’t stop until the container
Fart? What Fart?
My office cube mate is not here today, so I took the opportunity to fart without fear. I am in a corner, so the smell is contained in my area as long as nobody visits my cube. However, I got a little too confident while I was relaxing my bunghole