Fart? What Fart?

My office cube mate is not here today, so I took the opportunity to fart without fear. I am in a corner, so the smell is contained in my area as long as nobody visits my cube. However, I got a little too confident while I was relaxing my bunghole and a really loud one escaped. I tried to be cool and play it off as my shoes squeaking. But when did a fart ever sound like shoes squeaking? That never fools anyone.

If only my face didnt give it away (or the smell)

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