It’s been a while since I trapped my husband in the bathroom while I pooped. Not because I’m nice, but because my bowel movements haven’t coincided with his shower schedule lately. That changed yesterday when I had the diarrhea gurgles five minutes after he turned on the water. Conditions were
gurgle
Priorities
Girls who live together, menstruate together. And I guess girls who chat with each other online also menstruate together. I was talking to my cousin over Google Talk about yoga. I asked her why she hadn’t been going, she said she was on her period. Poor excuse. I have a
Poop before Inserting.
It’s my time of the month, and I had just put in a fresh tampon. About 30 minutes later, my insides started to violently gurgle. The leftover spicy Thai I had for lunch was punishing my colon. I sat on the toilet and my butt wildly sputtered out some hot