M.I.A.

This week is turning out to look a lot like last week. I haven’t pooped since Sunday again. It’s Wednesday now. I’ve been steadily dosing myself with L-Carnitine, but I guess my body has gotten used to it and the magic poo touch of the pill has vanished. Hopefully it

Bummer

I was wrong. L-carnitine does not have the magical powers I thought it did. Last week I challenged its effectiveness in rapidly extricating bodily waste by eating a greasy fast food burger every day. I ate it from Wednesday til Saturday. Yep, I gained weight. I still pooped massive amounts

Shit-a-Burger

If you’ve been keeping up with my posts, you’ll know that I’ve been taking L-carnitine and that my poops have been glorious. I usually have one massive poop a day, but sometimes I produce two mediocre dumps. A side effect of L-carnitine is a decrease in appetite. This is slightly