Live & Learn

My nose is a little stuffed from allergies. I can still slightly breathe through my nostrils, but my sense of smell is poorer than usual today. As I walked to the office bathroom, two women exited and one said to the other “Ooh, that felt good.” I knew what that

Bathroom Buddies

I went to poop in the office bathroom, and when I sat down a lady colleague sat in the adjacent stall. We both opened our orifices at the same time and released our waste simultaneously; she peed and I pooped. She peed a long, steady stream, and my poo log

No Ragrets.

I purchased a 1 1/2 lb package of chicken thighs at the grocery store, and I cooked it all for lunch today. I planned to eat only 1/2 lb for lunch since I’m on my pre-wedding diet, 1/2 lb for dinner, and the last 1/2 lb for lunch tomorrow. The