pooter paper!

i received poo poo paper as a Christmas present this year. what a perfect gift! i knew you could write (fingerpaint.. ha! not that i do that) with poo, but who knew you could write on poo?! “100% recycled and odorless paper products made from elephant poo!” also perfect because

oops & phew

have you ever had to fart but you didn’t want to do it in public so you went to the bathroom to let it all out and thanked your lucky stars you decided to drop your trousers and pee first before farting because it turned out the fart was actually

magic holiday diet

i have found the answer to maintaining/losing weight over the holidays while eating everything and anything you want.. yogurt. expired yogurt.* by a week. but DO NOT EAT SPOILED YOGURT. only expired yogurt… up to 7-10 days after the printed expiration date on the container. it will wake up your