sneaking a poo

i hate it when i need to take a dump, and there is a group of guys sitting in the lobby next to the public restroom. i feel like they’re timing my bathroom usage.. under 2 minutes i’m peeing. over 2 minutes i’m pooing. its embarrassing to know that other


i ate corn the other day for lunch. i dont know why i bother chewing it because it came out looking the same in my poo that night. bright yellow, intact, perfect little pieces of kernel in my brown poo floating in the toilet. they looked like yellow sailors on