Dumpin’ Donuts

This chicken, broccoli, water wedding diet is totally a no-shits-for-a-week diet. I’ve had tiny bowel movement fake outs where I’ll pop a squat, but after I’m done peeing there is no urge to push anything out. My “clean eats” keep me from feeling bloated, and that’s awesome, but not pooping


I let my dog out to poo and pee this morning. He was out there for about five minutes unsupervised. He doesn’t always poop in the first five minutes, so when I went out to the backyard I wasn’t sure if he had done his business yet. The grass was