Stretchy Butt

I am been constipated since Christmas. I ate a ton of junk food so I thought I’d at least have a bit of diarrhea exiting my bunghole, but I guess all the slabs of meat I’ve been shoving down my throat has formed a blockage in my anus. Nice visual,

She shoots she scores

I am having constipation issues. Last night I sat on my toilet and pushed for a few minutes. I refrained from using any help from my deceivingly strong hands and did some good old fashioned pushin’ and strainin’ (and gruntin’). I ehhhhnned and I huhhhhhhmmed until I finally got that