Ouch. Eww.

I just had the biggest, most massive dump ever. It was so big that it tore my bunghole. It hurt like a mother. In other news, I’m on the rag. When I looked down at my pantyliner while I was dumping, I saw a blood drop in the shape of


I am freaking out that I still haven’t pooped because I just started my rag. Normally I release amazing amounts of poo before I start my period, but this time there is nothing. This is so confusing to me. I must be dying. Only explanation.

Period Power

I love being on the rag. No, seriously, I do. I can always tell when I’m about to start my monthly ritual of non-stop blood squirting when my body releases ginormous amounts of poop. It usually means two to three trips to the bathroom a day unloading massive quantities of