I got a new toilet, and it is fabulous. The bowl is deep, and the water level is low so when I drop a turd torpedo there is no back splash. I no longer have to sit at the edge of the toilet seat to avoid any poo water splashing
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Phantom Splashes
When I’m about to drop a phat turd, I get splash anxiety. I know from past experiences (and common sense) that when I shit a brick, it’ll fall hard and toilet water will splash all over my cheeks. When I’m dumping in a public restroom, I will line the top
Splish Splash
I made a ginormous poopie in the toilet this morning. The gravitational force between my bunghole and the toilet water was particularly strong today. My poop bellyflopped and made a huge splash. The splash had mad height. It hit my cheeks and wet my fartbox. Cringe. The second turd I
