My colon must have gone back into travel mode because I had not pooped for a week. So this morning to trick it, I did the most at-home-relaxation activity I could think of: toilet reading. I grabbed the thickest book I could find and plopped my butt on the toilet
toilet reading
Frankie Says Relax
I love reading on the toilet. There is something very relaxing about it. When I sat down for my morning pee, I grabbed a book I was close to finishing. I’m not sure how much time had passed, but as I was reading the final pages, I was so relaxed
fun fact of the day
in the year 2000, i read The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien in it’s entirety while on the toilet. every time i had to go number two, i read as many pages as i could until my thighs went numb. i loved every page i read, so i couldn’t
