Fart Dodge

It is super hot and sunny and humid and muggy here. It’s so disgusting that it’s hard to breathe. I was at a very large and busy crosswalk on Broadway, packed in between people like sardines, waiting for the light to turn green. The girl in front of me whispers

Butt Vacay

My butt has been in hibernation mode the past 3 weekends. Monday through Friday, I have been having regular bowel movements, pooping twice or three times on good days. But come Saturday and Sunday, I have zero bowel movements and my butt has no desire to pass anything. Maybe I’m