Why is it that when you have to pee and poo at the same time, the turd has to completely exit the butt before any urine starts flowing? Or is that just me? No matter how badly I have to pee if my urge to poop is equal, the sphincter gets priority
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Soft Serve Straight from my Sphincter
You’ve probably heard of the Squatty Potty by now, thanks to its genius Youtube video. Hilarious commercial, but does it really work? It’s something I’d love to receive as a gift, but I’d probably never buy one. That was my reasoning until I visited my cousin’s apartment and saw it neatly tucked
Lost Poop
When I gotta go and I can’t, I lose my poop. That happens when I have a bowel movement while I’m out and nowhere near a bathroom. With a bit of effort I’m able to shut my bunghole tight enough so no solids escape, but if I hold it too
