I ran six miles, and I had to poo the entire time. Yep. Monster turtle head. Somehow towards the end of my sixth mile, the turtle retracted it’s head. So when I went to poo immediately after my run (I usually like to wait ’til I dry the sweat off
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Skidz
I was talking to a friend about how much toilet paper we each use after a dump. I told him I try to conserve as much toilet paper as I can, usually folding my sheets two to three times before I’m completely clean and throwing it into the toilet bowl.
Dangit
I had to fart after dinner. My stomach was not upset, I did not have any abnormal intestinal gaseous bubbles, nothing was wrong with my digestive system. I just had the urge to let some gas out. So as I pushed out my fart, something felt funny and non-gassy. I
