I went to the office bathroom to tinkle, and someone was pooping in my usual stall. Instead of using the stall next to her, I used the stall two down from her so our bare butts wouldn’t be only two feet apart. Also, nobody wants to sit next to an
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Don’t Kiss my underwear
I was walking from my office to my car last night and I had the urge to fart. I looked around to make sure I was alone and let out what I thought would be a big stinky wet fart. Unfortunately it was a big stinky wet turd. I clinched
Poop! Trees!
Ever get one of those poops where after you’re done with your doodie, you wipe and wipe and wipe, and no matter how many times you’ve wiped, there is still some poo left on the toilet paper? What would a tree hugger do in a situation like this? Kill a
