Growing old is no fun. Yesterday I bent over and farted. I didn’t know I was going to fart. It just happened, and I didn’t have enough reaction time or sphincter strength to keep my butt from honking. I would not have thought twice about this if it happened at
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Bazooka Butt
Men aren’t the only ones with bazooka butts. My mom has a mega machine gun fart box. She can really rip one like she just ate a can of beans, but she doesn’t need beans to make her sputtering wet bean farts. Her butt is just gifted when it comes
Adventures in Family Vacations
My friend recently went on a European family vacation. This is his story: My dad was so embarassing in Europe. He kept pushing out these huge WET farts with FORCE. He thought nothing of it. One time it scared some girls next to him, and then they started laughing, and my dad
