If you are easily offended by things that come out of butts, close this site (and your butt) now!
If you don’t like words including but not limited to butt, fart, poop, dump, turd, nugget, green apple splatters, a-hole, diarrhea, ass, floater, dookie, butthole, v’jayjay, queef, Lincoln log, poop soup, poop shoot, squirts, soft-serve, mudslides, or number2… gits away from here! Now!
The people and stories I blog about are real, but I will never disclose real names, so you will never know who done it! Unless of course it was done by me. In that case you’ll know I’m the stinky culprit.