butt warmer

i took a big dump today.. about 3 generously-sized turds. it felt like a nice accomplishment for the day, but then i felt something unexpected yet wonderful. i crapped so much that the poops i dispensed into the toilet bowl were radiating heat and warming my bum from below. how have i never felt this before? ive taken some really big dumps, but i have never experienced this kind of wonderful butt warmer. i can’t wait til next winter when my shits will come in handy.

throw another turd on the barbie!

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