Hamburgers are one of my favorite foods. I ate one yesterday. It was delicious, and everything was fine until 7 hours later my intestines started twisting and bubbling and I had explosive diarrhea at the exact same time my favorite show was about to start. I pushed it out and wiped asap so I wouldn’t have to miss too much of the show’s beginning, but I still missed the first 30 seconds. I am never eating a burger again… at least not for another week.